Thursday 30 March 2023

MK Today - Friday 31st March 2023

In past editions of MK Today we have had a bit of fun with Trains and with Boats. Now it is time to do the same with Planes – Aeroplanes.

Ladies and gentlemen this is the final boarding call for passengers flying from JFK New York to Milton Keynes International, please make your way immediately to Gate One Nine Six Seven !

Inviting Billy J Kramer to sing about the planes of Milton Keynes I am going to take a chapter from Not The Concrete Cows and reproduce it here exactly as it was back in 1994.

No Airport Here:

Season travellers of the Airways will be familiar with the coded baggage tags that ensure one’s suitcases arrive via the same aircraft with their owners and at the same destination.


LHR -
 London Heathrow SFO - San Francisco LAX - Los Angeles  JFK - New York Kennedy   LGW - London Gatwick

But what about LMK - London Milton Keynes ? Daily flights to New York, Cairo, Rome, Bombay and one hundred other far away destinations ?

Don't smile because this was very nearly the case ! If the now infamous Robert Maxwell, one-time Labour Member of Parliament for our area, had had his way intercontinental jets would be constantly roaring overhead.

Thirty years ago advanced planning was calling for a new airport to relieve the strain that anticipated demand would place on Heathrow and Gatwick in the next century. One of the best options looked to be building London’s third airport at Cublington just south of the area designated for the construction of a new town.

Within the triangle of roads between Stewkley, Wing and Cublington is the site of a former World War Two airfield from which the Royal Air Force flew against the might of the Third Reich. It is up on this site the proposed airport was planned, only six miles from Milton Keynes. But the project intended extending to a staggering seven and a half thousand acres, bulldozing flat everything in the way. The destruction would have included obliterating the entire village of Stewkley, claimed to be the longest village in England, and rehousing it's eleven hundred residents.

North Buckinghamshire is already on the North Atlantic route with dozens of heavy jets passing overhead everyday but these are all well on their way to their initial cruising altitude, flying sufficiently high to be relatively unnoticed. Had the airport come here instead of Stansted then living in Milton Keynes would have been akin to residing at the bottom of the runway. Perhaps Milton Keynes would have become a replica of Crawley to the south of Gatwick. Instead of a multi-industry the city would have been almost entirely dependent upon the airport for its employment. It is estimated that fifty thousand people would have worked at the airport.

It was the most efficiently organised public protest since the anti-coral Corn Law League of 1839 the saved us. The outward manifestation was a host of signs reading NO AIRPORT HERE. They sprang up overnight along roads and adjacent to the railway between Bletchley and Leighton Buzzard. But the organisation went much deeper.

The Wing Airport Resistance Association was under the chairmanship of Desmond Fennell, later to be Justice Fennel and head that Kings Cross enquiry, and Evelyn de Rothschild, from the family of merchant bankers, as treasurer, the local population  banded together to prevent at all costs and airport being built on their doorstep. Many other famous names like Johnny Dankworth, Cleo Lane and Roald Dahl, who all lived in the area, through in their unqualified support. (Robert Maxwell, millionaire publisher and MP, joined in but history now shows that his motives and intentions were decidedly unclear.)

They knew only too well but they had an uphill task ahead of them for in every way Cubblington/Wing was the best site for the airport. Had it come to North Buckinghamshire, London Milton Keynes International Airport may not have become London's third airport at all but the countries first airport ! There would have been no need than for Luton, Birmingham or even East Midlands airports and much of the traffic would have been stolen away from Heathrow.

I recently spent a pleasant evening with WARA executive committee member Dennis Skinner in his Whitchurch home, enjoying his hospitality about a roaring log fire, as he explained the airport perimeter fence had been planned for no more than one hundred yards away from where we were sitting.  It is his belief that Milton Keynes would have needed to expand south to meet the airport, swallowing up everything as far as Leighton Buzzard. The resulting conurbation, some planners saw it reaching right down to Aylesbury, would be little like the city we know today.

On another evening I chatted with Farmer Morris and his wife from Manor Farm, Hoggeston realising we were right in the middle of where the main runway would have been. Their family has farm land in the village for ten generations dating back to the 1700’s. What a personal tragedy it would have been to fall victim to a compulsory purchase order.

Eighty year ol Rector of Dunton, the Reverend Hubert Sillitoe, brother of Sir Percy Sillitoe head of wartime MI5, preached hell, fire and damnation against all airport planners. He was a popular character, if a little eccentric, and achieved fame in The Sun newspaper who dubbed him a modern-day Elijah. They quoted one of his speeches ... This damn sacrilege we will fight on the door steps of our homes, in the fields of our farms, at churchyard gates and church doors ! A later edition of the paper had on its front page a picture of this campaigning cleric setting fire to a giant copy of the government's report and reprinting his prayer ...that these inhuman and sacrilegious proposals be so absolutely rejected and reduced the flames of fire shall reduce this copy of the Roskill Report. The reporter went on to describe how the flames leaped upwards as a brass band played the funeral march. But others attracted less favourable media attention. There were those who thought the best thing to do would be to load up their tractors with manure and dump the lot on Downing Street. Mr Justice Roskill, detailed by Harold Wilson's government to study the various sites for the airport, actually received death threats. Some of the protest posters and cartoons in the national press made no secret of the intention many had of actually turning the campaign into a literal fight if talking failed !

I asked Mr Morris if he thought people would have really engaged in hand to hand fighting with bulldozers. A mild mannered man himself, he doubted if he would have actually been involved but were certain others would. WARA not only had to tackle the politicians and bureaucrats but also to disassociate themselves from any threats of violent activity activities if they were to maintain credibility.

The membership of Robert Maxwell was also hardly an asset to the group. Maxwell, as recent events now only to clearly show, was a past master when it came to playing one person off against another. He played WARA off against his own political party and the local community against the planners but never failed to keep his own business interests uppermost. It was reported in the Guardian on 15th of June 1970 that Maxwell said to Bletchley factory worker Let's get Milton Keynes first if we can have the airport as well so much the better !

Three days later he lost his seat to Bill Benyon, so ending his parliamentary career, and he subsequently left the executive committee of water.

Dennis Skinner is convinced it was the election of a Conservative Government, under Prime Minister Ted Heath, but finally saved the day. Wing was the best, but also the most expensive option, in his opinion the Wilson Government had little regard for the costs. Tories, on the other hand, weighed finances with a rather with rather more care and eventually went for the cheaper Stanstead project.

WARA attack the finances of the proposal on every front. It strived all along to avoid becoming a political body, something that frustrated Robert Maxwell, but to truly represent everyone who was against the airport. This included Buckinghamshire County Council, the Milton Keynes Development Corporation and just about every living soul within twenty miles of the proposed airport. There was little to be gained by stressing the environmental issues which carried no weight in the swinging sixties. Instead the organisation employed professionals to undertake their own investigations then question every facet of the government's Roskill Report.

Their arguments were presented to every member of parliament whose final decision found against Wing. While that managed to convince them but the costing was wrong, indeed it was. Nearly a quarter of a century later it has become clear that a London Milton Keynes International Airport, as well as handling more than its fair share of business and cargo traffic, would have developed into the nation's number one holiday resort. Nobody in the 1960’s quite foresaw such an explosion in leisure travel.

There was a victory torchlight procession from Stewkley Church on the 26th April 1971, a tree planted in the churchyard at Whitchurch proclaims:  This tree is planted to the glory of God and in thankfulness for having been spared the third London airport 26th of November 1972. Buckinghamshire County Council planted the spinney at Cubblington upon the site originally intended for the terminal building.

Little now remains of the actual project, the signs have been taken down, the graffiti that once adorned motorway bridges have been sponged off but in the barn at Manor Farm where many of the rallies were held there is still a mural demanding NO AIRPORT.  When I saw it a couple of weeks ago a herd of beef cattle ambled about in their winter quarters oblivious of the fact that they could have been jumbo jets.

But would Milton Keynes be a better place at double its size and serving one of the world's major airports ? Perhaps, perhaps not.  It is difficult to say. During the campaign the activities of WARA cannot have escaped the notice of teenager Richard Branson, then a border at Stowe School near Buckingham. Would it be better if Virgin Atlantic, together with British Airways,  American Airlines and all the rest, brought their vast needs for employment to the area ?



Next time you are sitting in the traffic on the M25 as you head off on holiday by way of Heathrow or Gatwick you can weigh up the advantages and disadvantages then decide yourself.

 

 

Tuesday 28 March 2023

MK Today - Wednesday 29th March 2023

Trains and boats and planes ?  How far is the nearest coast to Milton Keynes ? How can it have any boats ? Be patient and I will tell you.

A Beautiful But Tragic Landmark:

It is a place of beauty. On a day to day basis it is seldom considered and often forgotten. It is, however, one of the greatest legends in Milton Keynes. Sadly it is also a location of error and tragedy.

There are one hundred and sixty-six locks on The Grand Union Canal, one thousand five hundred and sixty-nine across the entire waterway network. Fenny Lock is the smallest of all. 

A lock adjusts the water level allowing a boat to climb up or descend an incline. That is what Fenny Lock does, raising and lowering the water level by just four inches it is the smallest lock on the network.

So what did the original Not The Concrete Cows have to say on the subject ?

Stony Stratford established itself in the north of the city about the turnpike road map of the

early industrial revolution but even with the new road improvements it was still a very costly way to move freight by stage-wagons. Enter the age of the canal. By 1830 Britain had over four thousand miles of canals and barges capable of carrying loads of up to one hundred tons.

The story of the canal in Milton Keynes began one June evening in 1792 in a room above an inn in Stony Stratford. There met The Marquis of Buckingham, several local men of substance and one James Barnes, an engineer who had worked with the father of England's canal system James Brindley. Barnes proposed linking London with the industrial midlands by way of Linslade, Solbury, Stoke Hammond, Fenny Stratford, Simpson, Woughton, The Woolstones, Linford and Wolverton. He had costed the project at £500,000. The meeting agreed to his plan and promised the finance. In April 1795 parliament passed The Grand Junction Canal Act (the canal was renamed The Grand Union Canal in 1929.) and work began immediately at both ends of the intended waterway.

Only two years later, Saturday 31st May 1800, The Marquis of Buckingham and his fellow shareholders officially opened the first section of the canal from Tring to Fenny Stratford. It was a carnival of a day with bands, cannons firing, the ringing of church bells and a grand parade with members of the Buckinghamshire Militia.

Charges were set for freight on the canal at:Three quarters of a penny per ton per mile for coal, half a penny per mile for livestock, one quarter of a penny per mile for limestone, one penny per mile for all other goods.

The Marquis of Buckingham and his fellow shareholders looked forward to enjoying considerable profits from their investments. And they were not to be disappointed. In 1832 a £1 share in the company, had risen in value to two pounds ten shillings and a dividend of 13% was declared.

So Fenny Stratford saw the opening of The Grand Junction Canal and with it came a period of some considerable change in the area. But it is not just the initial opening that entitles Fenny to claim fame within the history of Britain's inland waterways. The lock opposite The Red Lion is the smallest lock in the entire system, adjusting the water by only twelve inches.

One explanation for Fenny being the smallest lock on the network is the two sections of the canal being navigated to meet there but it was found the two sections were at different levels. Fenny Lock was installed to correct the error. This explanation is widely accepted and has formed into a legend among those who live in the locality. It's a nice little story and I rather hope it is true but the odds are against it.

The more accepted explanation among those who profess to be authorities upon this part of our heritage claim that the lock was indeed installed  to correct an engineering difficulty but not one of the dug levels.It was intended to run the course of the canal all the way north to Cosgrove without a lock but that would have entailed banking up the canal side by several feet all the way from Fenny Stratford to Woughton. No matter how the engineers tried to overcome the problem the bank persisted in leaking. They were faced with either cementing the bank in order to make it watertight or installing a lock and so reducing the water level. They chose the latter.

I concluded that original chapter in Not The Concrete Cows with: My father-in-law recalls as a boy being taught in school that the engineer responsible for the Fenny Stratford section of the waterway committed suicide. It would appear whichever the error he could not face up to the disgrace. So Fenny Lock has gone down in history both as the site of the official opening of the waterway and as a cover up for a monumental engineering mistake.

SS Chellwood:


The following I put together from the school record books of Bletchley Road School where the headmaster tells how pupils did their bit for the war effort during World War Two

The teachers and children of Bletchley Road School threw themselves wholeheartedly into the war effort. They were adopted by Royal Navy battleship SS Chellwood and held a number of fundraising activities to buy items and equipment with the RAF.

Recorded in the school log book: This morning at 9:30 AM a very pleasing ceremony took place. The presentation of a rubber dinghy to the RAF by the school. The idea was conceived by a boy named Horn in form 1A. It was announced to the school that during the Christmas Holidays a competition would be arranged, the making of toys of all kinds out of scrap metal. When these had all been brought in an exhibition followed by a sale of work would be held. Prize winners would be awarded saving stamps this was duly held and £30 pounds raised.

At the end of March 1942 Bletchley held up Warship Week to raise finance in support for the Royal Navy. A concert in the school raised £33 pounds which was donated to the cause.

The SS Chellwood’s crew responded the next March presenting a cup to be used for house competitions. They also gave the school the casting from a shell that fired to bring down an enemy aircraft.

But no further mention is made in the school log of the Chellwood after 22nd May 1942 when it seems likely that she was lost to enemy action. From then on until the end of the war the school directed his attentions and efforts towards the RAF.

A couple of Milton Keynes Boat Legends within our heritage. Something we can all be very proud of.



Sunday 26 March 2023

MK Today - Monday 27th March 2023

MILTON KEYNES RAILWAY LEGENDS – Lots of them…..

Who remembers The White Hart pub on Whaddon Way Bletchley ? For a short time a friend of mine was the landlord. He put Billy J Kramer on stage. He asked me to help out on the night of Bill J’s performance. My job was to look after Billy J ! What a privilege that was.

Who remembers some of Billy J Kramer’s hits ? Little Children. Trains and Boats and Planes.

It’s trains and boats and planes I am going to talk about over the course of this week with each related to Milton Keynes. I am dipping into my book MILTONKEYNES THE CITY OF LEGEND to share some special icons within Milton Keynes, some of which are in danger of being lost.

So today let’s start with TRAINS.



Leon Bridge: I guess this is the logical place to start.

Prior to September 1838 the southern part of this railway terminated at this bridge when passengers were conveyed by coach to rugby where they re-joined the railway to Birmingham. This commemoration by Sir Herbert Leon Bart of Bletchley Park by kind permission of the LRMW railway August 1920

Words placed by Sir Herbert Leon on Denbigh Hall Bridge, a legend I discuss in great length within Milton Keynes The City Of Legend.

Who built the London to Birmingham Railway via Denbigh Hall Bridge ? Robert Stephenson was the engineer behind the first inter-city line to be built into London. The Parliamentary Act authorising its construction was passed on 6th  May 1833.

Denbigh Hall Bridge aka Leon Bridge is not just a Milton Keynes legend but one of great importance across the entire British railway network.

Three dates here:

6th May 1833 – That was a Monday by the way: King William IV was on the throne and Charles Grey 2nd Earl Grey was Prime Minister. (Did he have anything to do with a cup of tea and the Bletchley Teabag by any chance !)

September 1838: Queen Victoria was our monarch and William Lamb 2nd Viscount Melborne was prime minister.

August 1920: George V was on the throne and David Lloyd George was living in 10 Downing Street.

Sir Herbert Leon who was knighted within the coronation honours of King George V was a friend of David Lloyd George who I am sure knew of Leon’s celebrating the importance of Denbigh Hall Bridge.

That importance has long been lost and forgotten. Now in 2023 with King Charles III as our monarch and Rishi Sunak with his feet under the desk at 10 Downing Street I want so much to help restore the words of Sir Herbert Leon and place this Milton Keynes landmark of legend in the place of honour it deserves. SADLY our present member of parliament is not interested.

Let me take a few words from the bridge’s inscription: Park by kind permission of the LRMW railway August 1920. Leon and the railway were not exactly best of friends.

The railway ran alongside one side of the Leon estate and in the days of steam trains soot collected on Sir Herbert’s property. Large metal plates were put in the trees and cleaned every week to try and stop soot collecting in Bletchley Park. However, they failed to stop it entirely and Sir Herbert sued the London Midland and Scottish Railway Company winning the case but being awarded damages of just one shilling (5p).

Night Mail by W H Auden:

This is the night mail crossing the Border,

Bringing the cheque and the postal order,

Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,

The shop at the corner, the girl next door.

Dating from 1936 there are no fewer than nine versions to be found on YouTube.

Listen to the words and you will hear the genius of poet W H Auden beating the rhythm of the train in the verse.

The Night Mail is a 1936 documentary film produced by the General Post Office (GPO) Film Unit. GPO = Royal Mail today. The twenty-four minute film documents the nightly postal train operated by the London Midland and Scottish Railway (The same railway Leon had sued in court) from London to Scotland and the staff who operate it. The route passed through Milton Keynes and the train crossed Leon Bridge.

This was a TPO train. TPO – Travelling Post Office. Mail was collected along the route, sorted by postal workers and dropped off here, there and everywhere from London to Scotland. The train did not need to stop to pick up and collect letters. They were hung out in sacks by the side of the line and scooped up by a net hung out by staff. Sorted letters were bagged up and thrown out to be caught in similar nets.


Letters of thanks, letters from banks,

Letters of joy from girl and boy,

Receipted bills and invitations

To inspect new stock or to visit relations,

And applications for situations,

And timid lovers’ declarations,

And gossip, gossip from all the nations,

News circumstantial, news financial,

Letters with holiday snaps to enlarge in,

Letters with faces scrawled on the margin,

Letters from uncles, cousins, and aunts,

Letters to Scotland from the South of France,

Letters of condolence to Highlands and Lowlands

Written on paper of every hue,

The pink, the violet, the white and the blue,

The chatty, the catty, the boring, the adoring,

The cold and official and the heart’s outpouring,

Clever, stupid, short and long,

The typed and the printed and the spelt all wrong.

If you watch the film on YouTube you will find one of those postal nets is located, as the film’s commentary explains, in Bletchley . This is probably somewhere near where the Lakes Estate stands today.

Great Train Robbery:

Is what I am about to share truth or is it simply a legend ?

8th August 1963, I was twelve years old and remember it well. As the news broke the nation was stunned. Stunned but there was a bit of excitement and even admiration for the bravado of those involved.

A TPO train carrying used bank notes from bank to bank was robbed at Bridego Bridge, South of Milton Keynes.  Get it right, there was no Milton Keynes then - South of Bletchley. The robbers got away with £2.6 million - £53.5 million in today's money.

The bridge has not changed a lot in fifty-six years and is, rightfully, a legend. But what is not known is how Bletchley features in this legend.

In 1971, shortly after I moved to live in Milton Keynes, I was given a tour of Bletchley by the man who had been the editor of the Bletchley Gazette at the time of the robbery. He told me the train was towed into sidings at Bletchley Station for the police to investigate. I have since been told that it was not the original train in Bletchley Station but another placed there for the benefit of the media.

Bletchley played a major part in the investigation. Did it ? Or was it just a deception ?

In 1981 I was called to jury service at Aylesbury Crown Court where I sat in the very courtroom where The Great Train Robbers were sentenced. On.8th August 2019, the anniversary of the robbery,  I drove to Bridego Bridge and looked at the scene. The bridge has not changed but the railway has, Virgin Trains raced across it at speeds approaching 100mph. The train that was robbed was a TPO - Travelling Post Office. Postal Workers sorted the mail as the train moved along. Mail was picked up and dropped off along the way.

Let me take you back to W H Auden's poem The Night Mail ?

It was a night mail that was robbed. A night mail that was also being used to transport physical bank notes before the age we know today of electronic transfers

When you put a letter into a post box it becomes the property of The King until it is delivered. So, in effect, The Great Train Robbers were stealing from The Queen, Her Majesty Queen Elizbeth II. Ronald Biggs, Charles Wilson, Douglas Goody, Thomas Wisbey, Robert Welch, James Hussey and Roy James - were jailed for 30 years each. Incredibly harsh sentences but set as an example to other would-be train robbers.

It's about ten miles from Bletchley to Bridego Bridge yet both are locked together in history and in legend. Either as the location for the police to examine the train or just for a replica to


keep the media happy The Great Train Robbery has a legendary place in Bletchley and Milton Keynes.

Wolverton Works:

Too often when we talk about Milton Keynes Wolverton gets pushed aside. This is so wrong, so very wrong. It pours legend into our City’s heritage and is at the centre, literally, of our railway system.

The home once upon a time of Wolverton Works maintaining the railway the location of the works was chosen for Wolverton because it was mid-way between Birmingham and London. In the early days of our New City Wolverton Works was one of our biggest employers.

Sadly that has all gone, not into history but into heritage. Wolverton has found a new identity but never forget its importance within our railway. Within that importance is Royal Patronage, it was the home of The Royal Train. Of all the locations across all railway tracks in the country this honour was given to Wolverton.

Bletchley:

Wolverton Railway Station in the north of our New City and in the south Bletchley. Not a lot more in the childhood days of our New City than fields between them, fields with their grazing concrete cows.

In the early days of Milton Keynes Bletchley was the greater used station. As a student teacher in Bletchley Park it was my access point to and from my home in the Midlands. It was also the gateway to London, who remembers the 25p (Or was it 50p) Night Flier return tickets to London. I used this bargain ticket to watch Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s rock opera Jesus Christ Superstar at the Palace Theatre in London.

I remember a super coffee shop on one of the platforms and I can recall the giant signal box, known as the power box controlling rail traffic way beyond Milton Keynes. I never went there but everyone knew of the Railway Club adjacent to Bletchley Station where only the very best entertainment was ever on offer.

Wellthere you go – Milton Keynes A City Of Legends – SO MANY RAILWAY LEGENDS.

On Wednesday we will let Billy J sing about BOATS. Boats in Milton Keynes ?  We are a bit far away from the coast are we not ?

Watch this space !



Thursday 23 March 2023

MK Today - Friday 24th March 2023

How many live in Milton Keynes ?

It’s about a quarter of a million isn’t it ?

I’m not talking people, I am talking lives. There are twenty-two million trees in the City of Milton Keynes, how many birds, how many insects live in a tree ?

A single oak tree can shelter one hundred and forty-seven birds and the same oak can shelter two hundred and eighty insects.

147 + 280 = I don’t need a calculator for that ! 147 + 280 = 427

Now four hundred and twenty seven multiplied by twenty-two million. 

Where is that calculator ?

427 x 22,000,000 = 9,394,000,000 !

Are you old enough to remember the time when you had to clean the dead insects from your car’s windscreen ? It’s not a case of insects have learned the Green Cross Code and so no longer splatter themselves on cars, in the last twenty years our insect population has declined by SIXTY percent.

Around 7% of the population use vapes. 7% of quarter of a million people living in Milton Keynes equals 17,500. How many of these drop their empty vapes on the ground ?

Taking part in the RSPCA litter pick this week Doggie Barnaby and I have found that vapes are the number one item of rubbish we collect.

Vapes contains nicotine, which is toxic to wildlife. There are potentially other ingredients in vape juice that are aerosolized and can also be problematic for animals. Not to mention, elements such as THC, propylene glycol, and even formaldehyde can carry their own toxic

risks. That’s what Mr Google says.

The second biggest item in our RSPCA litter pick are empty cigarette packets. A packet of twenty cigarettes following the recent budget cost £14.39. NOT ENOUGH ! Mr Chancellor of the Exchequer £114,39 would be better.

How much can a littering criminal be fined ? YES, dropping litter including vapes and cigarettes is a criminal offence ?  Mr Google can you please answer that question for us.

Dropping litter is illegal. People who drop litter can be fined or face prosecution in court. Authorised officers have the power to issue a fixed penalty charge of up to £150 for a litter offence, as an alternative to prosecution. If the offender is prosecuted and convicted in court, the fine could rise to £2,500.

I keep speaking about this but Milton Keynes is a scruffy city. Litter is disgusting. I was riding in a taxi along Fulmer Street last week when the driver had to negotiate a pile of litter in the middle of the road. If he hadn’t then we could both have ended up in hospital.

Where is the hospital for the insects, the butterflies and birds who are victims of Milton Keynes litter ?

What’s a cuckoo ? No I am not talking about a drug dealer taking over a property, I am speaking about the bird whose unique song was always a sign of spring. The cuckoo bird is not extinct worldwide but you will not find one in England. How long before the sparrow, the robin, thrush and blackbird are extinct ?

Depends how quickly the mentality of the litter buggers can throw down that which they do.

Milton Keynes likes to think it is a green city. Exclude Central Milton Keynes and it is. We have some beautiful parkland, lakes and of course twenty-two million trees. However, Milton Keynes is NOT biodiverse. Not never no way. Litter buggers are responsible for such.

Another question. How many prisoners can be accommodated at Woodhill Milton Keynes ? Just over eight hundred. Can we please have a massif building programme to make room for all those who drop litter on the streets of our city, drop litter and harm our city’s biodiversity.




Tuesday 21 March 2023

MK Today - Wednesday 22nd March 2023

A little reminder. The clocks go forward at 1am this coming Sunday 26th March. Don’t know about you but I’ll be asleep at that time so I’ll set them before I go to bed.

Do they go forward or back. BRITISH SUMMER TIME – Spring – the clocks SPRING forward.

It was in 1916 the idea of advancing the clocks was introduced to aid the war effort. In 1972 it was named British Summer Time. I wasn’t around in 1916 but I was in 1972 and remember it well.

The very first time we had British Summer Time this was the UK’s Top Ten singles.

ONE– Without You by Nillson

TWO– Beg Steal Or Borrow by The New Seekers

THREE– American Pie by Don McLean

FOUR– Alone Again Naturally by Gilbert O’Sullivan

FIVE– Meet Me On The Corner by Lindisfarne

SIX– Mother And Child Reunion by Paul Simon

SEVEN– Hold Your Head Up by Argent

EIGHT– Got To Be There by Michael Jackson

NINE– Desiderata by Les Crane

TEN– Floy Joy by The Supremes

CLICK THE TITLES AND LISTEN ON YOUTUBE

FANTASTIC MUSIC ! But the most special melody in March 1972 is still at the top of nature’s pops here in March 2023.

My best friend Doggie Barnaby has a strict routine. 5.45am is tinkle time. Taking him downstairs I always stand in the garden with him while he does what he has to do. I look up to the trees, close my eyes and listen to the beautiful sound of the dawn chorus.

BARNABY is a dog. CAT Stevens is a singer. Before it failed and I was The Geriatric DJ doing the early morning show on Radio CRMK. The very first track I ever played was MORNING HAS BROKEN by Cat Stevens.

Morning has broken like the first morning

Blackbird has spoken like the first bird


We have blackbirds nesting in our garden. Come summer their little ones will turn up the volume of our garden’s dawn chorus.

Here’s a date for you to put in your diary, a special day here in Milton Keynes to listen to our city’s dawn chorus. WENESDAY 21st June 2023 3.57am MIDSUMMER SOLSTICE. How many days between the dawn of British Summer Time and Midsummer ?  You do the Maths if you like.

I never tire of reminding my readers that the entire City of Milton Keynes was built around the

ley-line of Midsummer Boulevard. At 3.57 am on Wednesday 21st June the sun will rise down the length of this street. The Milton Keynes Development Corporation planners with precise accuracy placed this on their strategic plan. As the new city was built everything was designed to meet Midsummer Boulevard when it was time for Central Milton Keynes to become a reality.

The plan was for the sun to rise over the hill but the cowboy planners within Milton Keynes DESTROYED this when a ridiculous shopping centre blocked the sun.

I have been playing some music in this edition of MK Today, let’s play something for Milton Keynes Cowboy Council: COWBOYS FROM HELL by Pantera. I wonder how many birds will sing their dawn chorus in Midsummer Boulevard of Midsummer Solstice. I’ll be there and will tell you.

But before then lets have a final bit of dawn chorus music. THE BIRDIE SONG from The Tweets. Were you a teenager in 1981 when that was a hit ? Do you remember the words to the disco dance ?

A little bit of this

And a little bit of that

And shake your xxxxx !



Sunday 19 March 2023

MK Today - Monday 20th March 2022

 

Every day of every week of every month of every year I am guilty of attempted murder. Every day of every week of every month of every year YOU are guilty of attempted murder.

Within Milton Keynes The City Of Legend there is a chapter where I tell about a day tutorial I attended at our Open University where a professor tried to teach representatives from different areas of society how to send electronic mail. NOT ONE OF MANAGED TO DO SO. The world wide web came into being in 1990, this session would have been shortly after. Wow, thirty-three years ago. How the world has changes, how society has changed !  For the better ?

Did you know that the postal service came into existence in 1516 when King Henry VIII knighted the First Master of the Posts Brian Tuke.

That was a bit before the Penny Black ! 1st May 1840 this was the world’s first adhesivestamp.

Have you come across a stamp yet with King Charles III head on it ?  How many future monarchs will have their image on a postal stamp ? Possibly none.

Every day of every week of every month of every year I am guilty of attempted murder. Every day of every week of every month of every year YOU are guilty of attempted murder.

How many letters using stamps did you send yesterday ? How many e-mails did you send ? Every e-mail is an attempt at murder, murdering the Royal Mail. Every e-mail is trying to make Postman Pat redundant.

Need I say any more ?  Need an attempted murderer say anything to a fellow attempted murderer !