Monday, 3 February 2020

The Lottery Of Evil

Having yesterday finished writing my book The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man I am feeling withdrawal symptoms. At the week-end I will begin editing this book aiming to have it published by the middle of the month.

As part of our Lent project for The Food Bank I plan to resume work on my book The Fantasies Of A Geriatric DJ but I can not start work on that until the Food Bank project begins on 25th February.

When I went to bed last night and woke up this morning I was suffering withdrawal symptoms, I want to write something.

What am I going to do ?

About a year ago I started to write another chapter for my book The Case Files Of Dave McDermott, started to write then threw it aside.

I wrote the original book after running a bit of a fun survey asking people what was their favourite genre of reading. When the answer came back as crime fiction I decided to give it a go. I very much enjoyed writing the book and I hope readers will find that my style is very different from the traditional crime novel.

Below are the initial scribbling for that chapter in the next case file of Dave McDermott. I am thinking to to make this another chapter for an existing book but to start again and make it a novel in its own right. That means I am going to need to come up with 70,000 to 80,000 words.  The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man worked perfectly well at just under 40,000 words but this has to be longer.

The Lottery Of Evil is a story about retaliation against criminal drug dealers, retaliation in different measures from
causing pain through assault occasioning actual bodily harm to murder.

What do you think ?  Could this work ?

In the past I have always written for fun but now I am writing to make money.  Once The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man is published I want to find someone who will work with me to market it and make money, money to fund and advance the projects within THE SUNSHINE SMILE CREW.

Yesterday I had a fantastic meeting with a senior police officer to discuss drug crime in Milton Keynes, we got on so well and were of such similar character.

I am frustrated and angered by the lack of interest within our greasy pole climbing blind politicians. I would like to find a magic wand, wave it and eliminate drug crime at a stroke but that just will not happen.  It may be the biggest single crime in Britain today but police resources simply can not scratch the surface.

Talking with my new friend that senior police officer yesterday we were in total agreement on two issues.

ONE - the addict is the victim and needs public sympathy and support.
TWO - the only way to stop drug crime is to get the public to understand what is happening,
I believe that the average man and woman in the street is ignorant of both the extent and the evil of the criminal drug trade.

If The Lottery Of Evil could become an Amazon Best Seller then we would not only have a lot of money to spend on our projects but also we would be starting to raise public awareness.

Could I do this ?

Could we do this ?

I would write this book and share its development here on blog entries as I did with The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man but I would need feedback which did not happen before. I know two people who I am going to ask to help me, would you help me.

The first step is to make a plan for the writing.  I normally keep my plan in my head but I am going to write it down, follow it and adapt it as I go along.  I will probably rip up the notes below but use them as the starting point for the plan.

Have a read and see what you think.


THE LOTTERY OF EVIL:

There were six of them. Their total ages added up to one hundred and sixty-eight. An average of twenty-eight years.

He put his hand into the bag and pulled out a number, the first number in the lottery of evil.

“Number two. The Duke. Fetch Him.”

Detective Inspector Dave McDermott stroked the side of his temple as he thought. He ran his tongue across his upper teeth to help him put the words he wanted to say into the right order. He then gave a faint grin or was it a frown ?

“Is this a major incident ?”

“It could be. It is a murder so it could be classed as a major incident. I hope it is just a murder.”

“Then why - ?”

The Chief Superintendent held up a hand to stop his junior colleague. He respected McDermott, he had unique skills as a detective which were needed here. “Inspector Bishton having suddenly resigned I think this case would be better handled by your team.

“With respect Sir, this is a gang killing, one less dealer on the streets. I don’t see how that make this a major incident.”

Mr Y unlocked the cage, pointed a gun and indicated for The Duke to crawl out then stand up. The others looked on.

With The Duke’s prison cage now empty Mr X passed it by then stood slowly in front of the other five, one by one in turn glaring at the occupant. “We are going,” he said, “to remove the tape across your mouths so we can speak with you. You will need to eat and to drink but The Duke here will demonstrate to you what will happen if you abuse the privilege or refuse to obey immediately each and every order Mr Y or I, Mr X, give to you.”

The Duke felt the muzzle of the gun touch his naked buttock. The pain was only exceeded in magnitude by the deafening sound of the explosion echoing round the room. The tape across his mouth prevented The Duke from screaming in pain. He felt the two other shots, he heard them but there was no pain. His mind momentarily began to race and then it was still.

“Three wounds, Inspector,” the pathologist said. “This is probably the first or it could be the second. Entry into the flesh of the buttock, I would have expected the bullet to have lodged in the pelvis, strange that, I’ll know more when I open him up and find the bullet from the third shot. Turn him over.”  He nodded to the two male attendants.
“See, here’s the exit wound.” He pointed to the groin. “I am surprised the pelvis did not halt the bullet’s progress. As you can see it missed his manhood which would not have been a lot of use to him following the third and fatal shot.”

Dave McDermott’s professionalism did not appreciate the attempt at humour.

“The second shot, if I am right in their order, was to the left bicep entering from the rear and exiting straight away. He would have fallen forward and to his right from that first shot to the buttock. Judging from the exit wound I think his arm was held up when that shot was fired.”

“Was he naked during the attack ?”

“Most certainly, there are no signs of fabric fibres in any of the wounds.”

Dave nodded. As he viewed the naked body it was obvious beyond doubt this murder was drug related. Not that he needed the needle marks as evidence.

“He was turned over for the fatal shot. I am thinking the fatal shot did not kill him instantly, again I will know more and can give you my full report once I have opened him up. I very much doubt death was instantaneous, he would have been unconscious but I bet it took more than an hour for him to die.”

One less addict. An estimated two hundred and seventy thousand addicts in England and two and a half thousand drug related deaths during the previous year. But this was murder. Why kill and addict, a customer ? Many reasons, Dave would need to uncover the motive if he was going to find the killer. Unofficially there was no political will to solve drug related crimes, that was no doubt a frustration to Inspector Bishton and his team. Perhaps the powers that be had given Inspector Dave McDermott this case to change the apathy pf those politicians. But the one and only exhibit found at the scene made it clear the victim was more than an addict.

Pete wanted to scream but dared not. He wanted to avert his eyes but feared if he did so the same fate would, indeed would, befall him. What was going to be his fate ? 

What would be his end ?

“He does not have a criminal record,” Dave said to the team, “but he is known to us – so they tell me anyway.”

He pointed to the post-mortem image on the board. “Graham Jones, age thirty-six, suspected of being a drug runner but intelligence has not recorded any indication as to who he was delivering drugs for. A user.”

Dave considered fact that ex-Inspector Bishton had more in his head and memory than was recorded on the computer.

“There will be DNA on the one item found with him but I am not optimistic.”

“Do not fear,” Mr X sneered, “the next winner in our lotters will not face quite that drama. We will wait twenty-four hours before deciding who that lucky winner will be.”

“They may be able to tell us the make of the printer used but that is not going to be a lot of help. DNA ?Don’t get your hopes up. The note has been laminated. If they can lift the laminate there may be something but  I doubt it. Lucky number one in the lottery of evil. May you be consumed in the fires of hell.”

“A drug related murder ? A gang killing ?  He was a user and he was a runner.”

Dave nodded. “But this is just a runner, such a brutal killing does not make a lot of sense although by instinct is telling me this is a revenge killing.”

“He was not killed where he was found.” The team brainstorming continued.

“Apparently not. Cleverly dumped in a car park adjacent to the canal as it runs north of the town centre.  No cctv anywhere close but then the 999 call to tell us he was there.”

This was a drug gang killing, one gang moving to take over the operation of another. Put the gang out of business by taking out the runner to scare off the others. But what about the notice ? Lucky number one in the lottery of evil. May you be consumed in the fires of hell.”

“Who did this Graham Jones, the Duke, work for ? Who else does the dealer have working for him ? If there is a lottery and The Duke was number one who will be number two, three, four, more ? Dave knew that most dealers ran their operation with several runners across the day. He needed to speak with Inspector Bishton.

“No idea where he is.”

“But Sir I need to speak with him.”

“He said he was taking a year abroad. I am not sure how much money he inherited, a few million I believe, so the police service and a pension are no longer of any interest to him. I get the feeling he did not enjoy his job.”

“Well I wish he had left us the content of his mind before he left.”

Dave cast his mind back to his first case, he was a mere detective constable then. The first victim of serial killer Timothy Ford. There was a similar brutality. Ford had a motive, a justifiable motive if such existed, could there be a similar motivation ?  No, the killing of The Duke was more straightforward.

One by one they were moved from their cages at gun point. Use the toilet, take a shower, those who needed a fix were given it, a glass of milk and a slice of bread before being locked up again.

“You ! You are not going back,” X said to Skinny Pete. “You are lucky winner number two in our lottery of evil. Prepare to receive our prize”

Seventeen year old Skinny Pete went white with fear.

“Do not worry, you are not going to die. This will hurt but you are not going to die.”

Y approached him then with a total lack of skill in the art of tattooing. He carved I am a drug dealer down the length of each arm, on his forehead and across his chest.

I am not a drug dealer, Pete was screaming inside his head. I do not use drugs, I do not sell them, I am only the guy who delivers them. I am innocent and now I am going to die just like the other one.

“The medics have looked you over,” Dave explained. “Your bottom is a bit of a mess but it’s nothing that did not once upon a time happen to every schoolboy in England.”

“I am a schoolboy,” Pete explained. “I was only doing what I was doing to get money for university. Now look at me !  My arse is on fire and I have tattoos all over my body.”
“Tattoos can be removed, it will hurt a bit but it can be done.”

“Can’t hurt as much as my arse is hurting right now.”

Dave smiled trying to reassure the lad. “So which university are you going to ?”

“Aston in Birmingham, if I get my grades.” He then added, “And if I go not get sent to gaol.”

“That is not going to happen. You are not here under arrest but as a witness. We need to get you some proper clothes to wear, tell your family you are safe and then put you into witness protection.”

“I want you to get the two who did this to me then I want you to get the dealer who set me up for it all. I am only an errand boy you know. There’s another four errand boys waiting.”
“Sergeant. get Peter some clothes, time to get hi out of this plastic suit then we’ll send out for a takeaway. What do you fancy ?”

“Fish and chips.”

The call came in before the food arrived. That call announced the third victim in the lottery of evil.

Victim number three, how many more would there be ? Pete had suggested a total of six so three sown and three to go. Dave McDermott had worked at learning how to delegate and stop trying to do everything alone but he could not stop holding all case information inside his own thinking.

“Sir, we have three separate cases, I believe there will be three more if we can not get to the bottom of everything. I am asking you to second the officers in ex-Inspector Bishton’s team to my team. I would like to assign a sergeant and a constable to each of the three cases we have while I will oversee the entire major incident with my own bagman,”

“So you admit this is a major incident ?”

“Yes.”

“Three victims, you and your bagman, that’s eight people. What are you going to do when victim number four comes in ?”

“We need to solve everything before that happens.”

The Chief Superintendent doubted the case could be solved in such a time frame but if there was an officer within his command in whom he had the utmost faith it was Detective Inspector David McDermott.

So it was that Detective Inspector Dave McDermott becae head of the combined drug and major incident team with Sergeant Ripley as his bagman assistant. Sergeant Toll was put in charge of victim one, The Duke. Sergeant Mather, Skinny Pete and Sergeant Richards the new victim number three.

Dave laughed as Sergeant Susan Ripley explained. “Susan Ripley became ripple, became raspberry ripple, became Raspberry so Sergeant raspberry reporting for duty Sir.”
“I am sure you will make a great bagman, I mean bag lady,” Dave giggled. “So let’s take a look at what we have.”

Sunday, 2 February 2020

The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man CHAPTER THIRTY - TWO

TIME TO SIGN OFF

Almost forty thousand words of waffle from this particular silly old man.  If you have got this far in my book I assume you have at least found some entertainment in these forty thousand rambling words.

Book ?  At forty thousand words this does not qualify as a novel. A novel needs to be about twice the size  but this is not and never was intended to be a novel.  When writing the author writes to say what he has to say, he does not write to comply with any convention. As I bring my rambling to its end I have said all I want to say, well almost, so it is time to sign off.

Do you remember when I rambled on about Enid Blyton and her inspiration given to children from her books for those children to write their own stories ?  Or did you skip that chapter ! I do so hope that at least some of you reading my book will want to write your own thoughts. The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Woman - The Ramblings Of A Silly Young Woman - The ramblings Of A Silly Young Man or join me with The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man Mark Two.

Go and grab a pen then start writing for yourself.

When you write please do write for yourself. The primary joy in writing is to put the words into an order to say what you want to say. That is what it is all about.  If somebody reads what you have written that is a bonus. If they actually read AND enjoy what you have written then that is a definite, special and precious double bonus.

Yes, I agree with that sentiment, it is my own sentiment of course, but that is not why I have written this book. I have written it to make money. Good causes I support and work within will receive all of the money this book generates. In literary terms this may be a good or it may be a bad composition I need this book to make money. To that end thank you for buying and reading this copy of The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man.

During this rambling I have several times made snide remarks about politicians and have claimed, or at least hinted, I do not do politics. That is not true so before my pen falls off the end of the page let me explain my political beliefs.

I am an extreme ultra right socialist. I am a socialist because I love and care for people. Extreme ultra right because god help anyone who gets in my way of caring for people or actually harms people - I will blow them out of the water. There is no weapon I will not use to attack them.

So now for my signature to end everything.  I am not going to sign off with my author's pen name but with my real name of David. My friends tend not to call me David but Dave. You are my friend and have shown your friendship by reading these Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man for which I say a big heartfelt THANK YOU.






The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man - CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE


SMILE AT THE WORLD AND THE WORLD WILL SMILE BACK AT YOU

Ken Dodd, singer and genius comedian was born on 8th November 1927 and died on 11th March 2018. He actually pushed The Beatles off number one in the charts. Ken Dodd was a genius at making people smile.


Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess

I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

To me this world is a wonderful place
And I'm the luckiest human in the whole human race
I've got no silver and I've got no gold
But I've got happiness in my soul

Happiness to me is an ocean tide
Or a sunset fading on a mountain side
A big old heaven full of stars up above
When I'm in the arms of the one I love

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

Happiness is a field of grain
Turning its face to the falling rain
I can see it in the sunshine, I breathe it in the air
Happiness happiness everywhere

A wise old man told me one time
Happiness is a frame of mind
When you go to measuring my success
Don't count my money count my happiness


Comedian Spike Milligan wanted these words carved on his grave:

I told you I was ill !

When he died on 27th February 2002 his wish was indeed honoured.

Have the ramblings in this book made you smile ?  We are almost at the end now. Smile at the arrogant opinion of this particular silty old man made you smile. 

Let me put a few scenarios to you and see what your reaction is.

1. You meet a man begging in the street. He is holding a notice which reads - I would like some money to buy drugs as I can not live without them but it isn't really money I want , I need change.
What would you do ?  What would you say ?  What would you think ?

2. I think there should be a law that every charity shop be required to put in its window the percentage of money spent there finding its way to benefit those the charity claims to be supporting, the end users. Do you know it can be as little as nineteen pence in the pound ? What is your attitude to that ?

3.In 2019 1.6 million people used The Food Bank in Britain. During the same year the average salary of a Barclays Premier League player was seven million pounds. What is your attitude to that ?

4. In 2019 by mid July we had used up more resources across the planet than would be produced in the whole year. August - September - October - November - December - we were in overdraft !  What do you say to that ?

5. Slavery was generally abolished in the nineteenth century. I explained that in an earlier chapter when I talked of an ancestor of mine being a slave owner. Please do not think there are not slaves alive today.  There are !  Have you ever met a modern-day slave, spoken to him and heard his story ?  I have.

6. Have you ever murdered an animal ?  Let's make it easy for you and say a bird.  Here's a chicken, go and wring its neck. Could you do that ?  Have you eaten at KFC ?  Here's a knife, go and ut the throat of that baby lamb  playing in the field. Wen you have done that go and eat it for your Sunday lunch. Could you do that ?

Think yourself into those six situations. close your eyes and make them real inside your head then try to sing Ken Dodd's happiness.


Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

To me this world is a wonderful place
And I'm the luckiest human in the whole human race
I've got no silver and I've got no gold
But I've got happiness in my soul

Happiness to me is an ocean tide
Or a sunset fading on a mountain side
A big old heaven full of stars up above
When I'm in the arms of the one I love

Happiness, happiness, the greatest gift that I possess
I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of happiness

Happiness is a field of grain
Turning its face to the falling rain
I can see it in the sunshine, I breathe it in the air
Happiness happiness everywhere

A wise old man told me one time
Happiness is a frame of mind
When you go to measuring my success

Don't count my money count my happiness

Did it make you smile the second time round ?

What did you think about Spike Milligan's epitaph ?  I bet that made you smile.

Here' a poem he wrote.
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner
and someone saw my grin.
When he smiled I realised
I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile,
then I realised its worth.
A single smile, just like mine
could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin,
don't leave it undetected.
Let's start an epidemic quick,
and get the world infected!
Apply that to the above scenario and I hope you will find it incongruous.
I am The Geriatric DJ so let me quote another song, Beautful Barbados. Do you know it ?  It is indeed a beautiful land, a land of blue seas, golden beaches and palm trees. But none of these make Barbados the beautiful land it is. Go to visit Barbados and every day someone will say to you: Welcome to our beautiful island. It is the people who make Barbados beautiful. Why can't every country, every town, every cit, every village n the world say the same ?  Why don't you shout that at the top of your voice about the place where you live ?
It is a beautiful world in which we live although we, the human race, seek to make it an unfair and cruel world.
In 1963 this got to number 18 in the UK charts when sung by Harry Secombe.

If I ruled the world
Every day would be
The first day of Spring
Every heart would have
A new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy
Every morning would bring
If I ruled the world
Every man would be
As free as a bird
Every voice would be
A voice to be heard
Take my word
We would treasure each day
That occurred
My world would be
A beautiful place
Where we would weave
Such a wonderful dream
My world would wear
A smile on its face
Like the man in the moon
When the moon beams
If I ruled the world
Every man would say
The world was his friend
There'd be happiness
That no man could end
No my friend
Not if I ruled the world
Every head
Would be held up high
There'd be sunshine
If day ever dawned
In everyone's sky
When I ruled the world
If I ruled the world
If you ruled the world what would be your manifesto ? If I ruled the world the six examples I began this ramble with would all be redundant.
Can you imagine any politician taking that as his campaign message ? It wouldn't help him climb the greasy pole to power would it ?
As beautiful as these words are, as ideal as are their sentiment the ambition is never going to be realised is it ? I have opened this chapter with six thoughts, I could have added more. Unless something changes when I come to rewrite this book, to update it in thirty or forty years time will I be able to list sixty ? More ?
Let me take you back to Spike Milligan;s poem:
Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin. When he smiled I realised I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile, then I realised its worth. A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
If YOU, yes YOU did that there is not a medic in the world, anywhere in the world who could stop the epidemic. There is not a medic anywhere in the world who would want to stop it. YOU could make it impossible for me to think of anything with which to write as examples as I have above with the six currently in the chapter.
The first of those examples is of a homeless rough-sleeping man desperate for change. He is fictional but there are thousands in is situation. This is not fictional. the day before I wrote this chapter I met a man who had no home other than the hard floor of the street.  I asked him how he was. His face sparkled and he said: I have nothing but I still have my smile, what more do I need.
SMILE AT THE WORLD AND THE WORLD WILL SMILE BACK AT YOU.
Now go out and start that epidemic !
DO IT.

Saturday, 1 February 2020

Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man - CHAPTER THIRTY

HOW CLEVER ARE YOU ?

In my day they were called O Levels - General Certificate of Education Ordinary Level. Today we have the same difference with GCSE - General Certificate of Secondary Education. Whatever - how many have you got ?

Do you have any A Levels - General Certificate of Education Advance Level ?

What about degrees, have you got any of them ?

Ooohh you boffin !

All this stuff, may i suggest, does not say how clever you are. Are you clever by the way ? Have you been clever enough to trad through this one before the penultimate chapter in The Ramblings Of A Silly Old Man ?

When I worked in Leon School as a senior member of staff by boss, the headmaster, said I reminded him of Blondin.  Are you lever enough to know who Blondin was. Hangon, hang on I'll tell you and spare you the need to ask Google. Charles Blondin was an acrobat and a tightrope walker. He  is famed for walking across the 1,100 ft Niagara Gorge on a tightrope. Half way across he pauses, pulled out a number of tennis balls then began to juggle. My boss said I was never happy taking the easy pathway and was never happy unless I was juggling half a dozen ideas at the same time.  Nothing has changed.

I could never live a life doing one simple thing, a nine to five job then coming home and switching off, how boring would that be ?

At my advancing time of life I should be retired and doing noting. What is retirement ?  Retirement is nothing more than waiting for god and as I explained in an earlier chapter there is not such thing as god so what's the point ?

As you have meandered you way through my ramblings you may well agree with my former boss and his assessment of my silly old lifestyle.

Stop and think for a moment. If you are an expert in one specific area then you can be of great help, support and influence within that area but outside it you will be completely useless. If you are a member of a local authority and an expert in managing the pot holes in the road what use are you when it comes to running schools in your local authority ?

Yes, we need experts - we need transplant surgeons but they need but then need to understand the wider aspects of medical care. Importantly there has to be an active engagement with people, patients, families and friends. A transplant surgeon can not operate without every other area of expertise supporting his operating table.

Only a fool can lead a blinkered life. A life that shuts out everything aside of his folly. If you want to make a positive impact in this world, a positive impact impact within your family, a positive impact within your community then you need to know a little about a lot of different areas. You can not succeed knowing a lot about just one thing.

Geeks ? Oh dear ! We need the products they develop but we need every geek to apply common sense which includes includes awareness of those who will become users of their systems.

To be a success in this world there is the need to take a global view, both literally and metaphorically.

It is better to know a little about a lot of things than it is to know a lot about one single thing.

I am a former school teacher. I am a radio DJ.  I am a local Councillor. I am a community worker and activist. Oh yes, I am also a writer. Unlike Blondin I could never walk a tight rope and I a scared silly of high places. Give me five balls to juggle and I'll drop six of themn on the floor.  I promise.

Wiz me back to my youth and sit me down with today's life experience and a series of GCE O Level papers in front of me. Sit me down without any revision which subjects would I pass and which would I fail.

ENGLISH - Yep, I'd pass that no problem.
MATHS - Fail, oh dear what a shame never mind.
SCIENCE - Fail big time but who cares ?
HISTORY - Yep, easy peasy.
GEOGRAPHY - Rubbish at school but I would pass Grade A today.
MUSIC - A walk in the park.
ART - Rubbish at school, rubbish now.

So I have only four to juggle on my Blondin tightrope of life.

How about you ?