OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE NORTH POLE

OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF SANTA CLAUS AT THE NORTH POLE

Santa's sleigh will not be visiting any establishment within Central Milton Keynes this Christmas.

Rudolph lights the way for Santa's Sleigh, there is no need for the obscene overnight lighting of Central Milton Keynes.  Mrs Claus has been trying to purchase sunglasses for her husband, Rudolph and the rest of the team to wear but nothing with powerful enough lenses could be found to dim down the light pollution of Central Milton Keynes.

Santa's workshop operates every day of the year in preparation for the night of 25th December but Christmas officially commences on the first day of Advent - Sunday 1st December. It does not commence on Saturday 16th November when Central Milton Keynes turned on its Christmas lights. Obviously a

commercial decision but this has only served for Santa to instruct his little helpers not to purchase anything from The Centre MK and The Intu. Both have their lights blazing throughout the night, every night doing their bit to destroy our planet.

Christ The Cornerstone has got in on the act as it works to raise its carbon footprint with Three Unwise Men. No wise man would ever burn electricity all night !

Once upon a time within Milton Keynes no building was allowed to be taller than the surrounding trees. Long Forgotten. At The North Pole

there IS a policy that no building shall be taller than the surrounding icebergs. While Central Milton Keynes works to melt these icebergs Santa will boycott Central Milton Keynes. If you love our planet you will do the same.

Boycott Central Milton Keynes until those operating there start adopting a more responsible attitude and stop destroying our planet.

All photographs of Central Milton Keynes were taken between 4.20am and 4.30am on Monday 25th November 2019.