NO, that is not Josh in the picture, this is Anthony the squirrel, not a great picture I admit.
Anthony and his wife, Mrs Anthony aka Cleopatra live in my garden.

Josh is not a grasshopper.
You will need to be a grasshopper as I jump all over the place with what I am saying. Try to keep up if you can. Go on give it a try and see if you can help Josh help The Geriatric DJ.
movement of Bethoven's 5th Piano Concerto playing in the headphones.
If you fancy having a listen CLICK HERE - yesterday's show is at the top of the list.
So who can help Josh help The Geriatric DJ ?
Yesterday I had listeners in INDIA - FRANCE - GERMANY - SPAIN and ENGLAND. I hope they enjoyed the music. I see that a total of 88 people have spent 2,224 minutes listening to the podcasts. SO FAR.
Mrs Josh and I had a powerful, fun but very deep conversation following the broadcast of that show. You can find it in the podcast list in second position. CLICK HERE have a listen then see if you can help Josh.
I have stopped listening to Beethoven, Black Lace is now pounding through the head phones.


Mrs Josh is Russian by birth, she was born just before the fall of The Berlin Wall.
Jelena said yesterday that she needed to work on her accent and lose the Russian twang. Simultaneously Josh and I shouted NO - that is part of your character, do not change it.
I really do love my little doggie Jake. It is fun to see him and Anthony eyeballing one another through the window.
I really do love my little doggie Jake. It is fun to see him and Anthony eyeballing one another through the window.

We have an ORIGINAL copy of The Beatles LP HELP.

I am listening to the PODCAST again. I am listening to my personal anthem.
You should not disclose a lady's age but perhaps Mrs Josh will forgive me when I tell you she is 31 years old. Josh is 27. Add their ages together and I can still give them TEN years. Josh may be 27 but looks about 19. That is why I call him THE ETERNAL TEENAGER. This is his anthem...
Josh and Marty Wilde do look so alike.


A few evenings back I was working on a music playlist, I thought I must call Josh - I'll finish this bit then I'll call him. The moment I had finished I reached for the phone but before I could pick it up it rang. It was JOSH.
This picture of The Eternal Teenager was taken in January, it is the fist picture Josh allowed me to take of him. January 2018, Mr and Mrs Josh were homeless, rough sleeping and
living in a tent. Their lives were at rock bottom with no path to a bright future and a happy life, yet Josh is managing to smile in the picture. (THANK YOU GOOGLE FOR SCREWING UP THE PAGE FORMATTING AGAIN) Friday 3rd February, I managed to get Josh and Jelena out of their tent into temporary accommodation. Now they have their own home and have signed a secure tenancy agreement with Milton Keynes Council. The second picture above shows Josh in the studio of CRMK. It was taken one week after Josh and Mrs Josh left their tent. We were there to appear with The Geriatric DJ as a guest on Mike's show MK TODAY.
Josh loves music, you should hear him trying to fit the name of his wife - JELENA into this song in place of Jolene.
Josh was asked by Ronald McDonald House to receive a cheque on their behalf from Asda Supermarkets. That was at SUNSHINE SMILE DAY.
Someone will help Josh won't they ?
Last week we had a letter from Buckingham Palace thanking us for the wedding wishes we sent from Sunshine Smile Day to Harry and Megan.
Yes, I am The Geriatric DJ but is not ME Josh needs help to support.
NO !
We have our YouTube Channel and we have this daily blog.
We have the books I have written and am currently writing. Josh is also writing a book, I have read bits of it and tell you it is AMAZING. We want to set up RADIO BONKERS where we will do some utterly silly things which good causes can use as sponsored events within their own separate support generating. We have set up THE OLD SQUARE RECORD SHOP as an on-line way to fund our activities. NOT A SINGLE PENNY from what we do will be taken away from the good causes, indeed good causes will manage their own finances, so we need to raise funds to cover our costs.
Our car boot sales will continue.
OurRebekah and the support for Ronald McDonald House Charity will become a part of The Geriatric DJ brand.
Everything we are doing is being wrapped into a website: www.geriatricdj.com
Everything we are doing is being wrapped into a website: www.geriatricdj.com
At the moment I am writing the website BUT I am using technology from 2005 ! The only subject I failed at school was art. I am hardly a web developer. Josh wants to go to an adult education evening course in order to train as a web developer.
I can not begin to tell you how proud I am of Josh and Jelena Morgan. They have come a million miles from that rough-sleeping tent but no magic wand has been waved, they will both tell you they have a zilion miles still to go.
MUSIC lifted Josh out of his situation then set him and his
wonderful wife on the journey they have so far traveled. It will be the BRAND name of THE GERIATRIC DJ that takes them on the next step. When I received that letter from Buckingham Palace earlier in the week I joked it was my knighthood - ARISE SIR GERIATRIC DJ. That is never going to happen but I tell you this COULD happen - ARISE SIR ETERNAL TEENAGER !
THE BRAND THE GERIATRIC DJ urgently needs Josh to have a laptop.
DAVE ASHFORD - JOSH and JELENA MORGAN are The Geriatric DJ. Can you help us ?
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